It has emerged in the last 24 hours that Wayne Rooney has decided that he wants out of Manchester United. The rumour goes that Rooney and Ferguson have had a bit of a fall out, a scenario which is supported by their public disagreement over Wayne's ankle injury.
This will have come as quite a blow to United fans and brothel owners all over the North West. However, so called "irreplaceable" players wanting out of United is nothing new. Staam, Cantona, Ronaldo and Beckham spring all spring to mind. When the line of gunpowder leading to Old Trafford caught alight yesterday my cousin asked me "are Man Yoo fans not annoyed with Fergie constantly falling out with players and shipping them out?" It's hard to hold it against the man who has delivered two Champions League titles and matched Liverpool's league tally, after all, nobody should ever be considered bigger then the club. Unfortunately, the enormous debt the ginger ones have inflicted on one of the worlds richest sport franchises is threatening to eclipse United and the man who revived the Red Devils is watching but saying nothing.
This will have come as quite a blow to United fans and brothel owners all over the North West. However, so called "irreplaceable" players wanting out of United is nothing new. Staam, Cantona, Ronaldo and Beckham spring all spring to mind. When the line of gunpowder leading to Old Trafford caught alight yesterday my cousin asked me "are Man Yoo fans not annoyed with Fergie constantly falling out with players and shipping them out?" It's hard to hold it against the man who has delivered two Champions League titles and matched Liverpool's league tally, after all, nobody should ever be considered bigger then the club. Unfortunately, the enormous debt the ginger ones have inflicted on one of the worlds richest sport franchises is threatening to eclipse United and the man who revived the Red Devils is watching but saying nothing.
It would be stupid of course to blame the actions of the owners on Sir Alex but it is rather annoying to hear him say there's no value in the transfer market when players like Adam Johnson and Van Der Vaart have gone for less then he will happily spend on fines for not talking to the BBC. Salt is being helped into the wound by NESV who have rescued Liverpool FC from their evil overlords. The Anfield outfit struggling back on their fucking perch signals the end of the diversion.
...Oh go on then.
So where will Rooney go? The smart choice in my mind would be Spain and Real Madrid have made no secret of their admiration of the white Pele in the past. The other options look to be Manchester City or Chelsea. Another welcome to Manchester sign may be too much for anyone associated with United to take which may rule out a City switch. The thought of John Terry and Wayne Rooney at the same club is a terrifying prospect and if you listen carefully at night you can hear Wayne Bridge sobbing while he fits three more locks on his front door.
Has anyone got Wayne Bridge's front door key?
